Lion Ron Ackerman

A Lion That Roars!!

Here’s to a Fridley Lion – Who has truly helped this club
He’s active, fun loving and funny – At home or in a pub
Lion of the year he’s won – At least two times or more
When it comes to spread sheets and numbers – His ability you can’t ignore!!

He’s presently head referee – Of the State High School League
In charge of the wrestling officials – A job with much intrigue
He started out at the bottom – After his college wrestling career
Always eager to lend a hand – He’s truly a Lion, he’s made that clear!!

But first let’s share some stories – About this well rounded guy
He’s literally a local legend – Not quiet, laid back and shy
On a trip to the wrestling finals – Lion Ron had a left handed car
That’s a car that wouldn’t turn right – I know this sounds bazaar!!

So down and back to Ames Iowa – Left hand turns were all he made
Dawn Meyers was riding along – So the truth in this case is hard to evade
Now back in his high school days – He wrestled for the state championship
If the match had lasted 5 seconds longer – Ackerman would have won, he had more zip!!

Told by a local wrestling coach – Who witnessed our man at the scene
Wrestlers are a funny breed – With a couple in our club, you know what I mean
Lion Ron has chaired the softball tournaments – That are run with precision and grace
Everything is on a spreadsheet – With every “I” dotted and in place!!

When the Fridley Lions ran into trouble – Not knowing what a budget was
How much we’d given to whom – And the club members were all a buzz
Up stepped the man with the spreadsheet – With a plan we all embraced
Set aside what you’ll need for the future – So we don’t end up broke and disgraced!!

Oh there’s just one more story – Lion Glaser and I heard this first hand
Lion Ackerman after a softball tournament – Picked up a hitchhiking, homeless man
He then took the guy bar hopping – There was just one hitch in this scene
Ron’s buddy who had ridden along – Had to call his wife who was not so serene!!

Lion Ron has also streamlined our new web site – To quote Lion Wiborg, we’ve gone green
What a beautiful job he’s done – You should all take a look on your computer screen
Lion Golden perhaps said it best - When summing up what he’s seen over the years
“This guy is so smart he makes it look simple” – Lion Ackerman never looks for cheers!!

So Lion Ron we thank you – You’ve been a great role model for all to see
Whatever you’re strength is, use it – I think each of us would agree
Next year you’ll be our President – So I’m sure there will be more to come
I’ll leave you all with this last thought – Always, I mean always, move away from the thumb!!
Lion Bud Dauphin 10/2009

Wedding Toast used in Spain

To the lady of my dreams - I’m down on bended knee
To ask for your hand - With all the love you see
I present you with the perfect ring - The special one of your choice
Knowing how much you love I - It makes my heart rejoice!!

A wedding proposal needs a toast - And I have some Brut Rose Champagne
Since I’m the happiest guy in the world - Audi, your love helps me maintain
The promise ring was wonderful – It gave both of us a chance
To let our love grow and grow – We truly had a wonderful dance!!

So darling, raise your glass – I propose a toast to you and me
To the woman of my dreams – From the man filled with ecstasy
May our love continue to grow – And may all our dreams come true
So Audi, will you marry me - Now for the moment of truth, please say, I do!!

Marie Osmond Coming To Schaaf Floral

Listen one and all – Schaaf Floral has an announcement to make
Marie Osmond bags and jewelry – Are coming make no mistake
They’re beautiful and stylish – And the prices will surprise
They’ll be arriving real soon – So we’re starting to advertise!!

You remember Marie – From Dancing With The Stars
Wait till you see her accessories – Her style is very particular
Keep checking our web site – They’ll be arriving in a week or two
And we’ll post a catalog – How’s that for making it easy for you!!

And then there’s our Open House – Where we’ll have deals galore
There’ll be food sampling – With sales and much, much more
So watch our web site – It’ll be listed under Marie
We’ll have all the pictures – For each of you to see!!

A Happy Birthday Rhyme

Happy Birthday to my loving husband – On this your 40th year
From the moment our eyes met – I was in love, it was quite clear
You’re an amazing husband, father and lover – But also have an amazing mind
Always engaged doing something – You truly are one of a kind!!

We have three wonderful children – And a dog who is pretty old
It’s been an incredible almost twelve years – Something you need to be told
You love poker and a good glass of wine – You enjoy a wonderful meal
At night it’s chocolate milk and cookies – My love for you I can’t conceal!!

While you’re still a young man – On this world you’ve made your mark
Being humble, simple and successful – You’re a great role model with a spark
You’re honest, warm and so down to earth – Which is one of the reasons why
I love you and wish you happy birthday – To, in my mind, the WORLD’S GREATEST GUY!!

Thank You Mrs. Favre!!

Thank You Mrs. Favre!!

Who are we trying to kid - When it comes to having Bret
It wasn’t just his decision – On that you can place a big bet
His daughter was cool – And kept her opinion on hold
Until that first day of school – When she let daddy be told!!

Then the stars went into alignment – And the Gods took over the ship
You said you were feeling good – Your passes still had some zip
You probably couldn’t do everything – That your mind might expect
But there’s nothing like Sunday football – It’s a game you totally respect!!

The Viking fans are in a frenzy – The number “4” is selling fast
The naysayers are also busy – Saying, “No way, your arm just won’t last
But I personally think them wrong – You’ve brought something only money can buy
Hope for an emerging franchise – Riding on the shoulders of one great guy!!

Each day the news gets better – Brett Favre will start the 2nd Exhibition game
He’ll only play a series or two – Afterwards everyone will exclaim
It’s the best thing that could happen – We’ve truly got a chance this year
When he takes to the field, just listen – It will be a roar, not a cheer!!

It’ll be fun to watch the “Cheeseheads” – When the Packers come to town
They’ll totally look befuddled – When Favre gets that big first down
Do we cheer or do we boo – They won’t know what to do
I’m thinking it won’t matter – By the time the Vikings get through!!

But back to my original thesis – Mrs. Favre, thank you for giving a nod
I know without your blessing – We’d still be waiting for that act of God
I don’t know what your thoughts were – But I’m glad it all worked out
History is in the making – Brett said, “My legacy is my own”, no doubt!!

Prayer for Fridley Lions Zone Meeting

Today, may there be peace within
May we trust in God as each day begins
May we not forget what faith can achieve
May we each pass on all the love we receive
May we be content knowing we’re children of God
May we accept God’s love and lose the façade
May we allow our soul the freedom to sing
And may each of us give thanks for the food that he brings!!
AMEN

Revised Toast For Alex's Party

Congratulations Alex!!
August 22.2009

I’d like to thank the Groomsmen – The bachelor party brought out the truth
Joe, Rob, Bill and Marcus – Along with Ed and Alex partied hard in Duluth
Bill Brama bought Alex some shots – The symbolism is hard to deny
They were red, green and orange in color – You are one lucky guy!!

The wedding has been cancelled – Believe me, I wouldn’t cry
We’re still having a great party – Damn, you’re one lucky guy
Just ask Uncle Neal or me if you will – What it feels like in a trap
That you can’t get out of – My God you’re one lucky chap!!

I know how your dad feels – Because we’re wired somewhat the same
He’s spending a lot of money – Doing the right thing isn’t a cause for shame
The champagne has been cancelled – But the D.J. is here
We’ve upgraded to steak – What the hell, it’s really a time to cheer!!

I’m truly happy for Stephanie – It’s a graduation party for her
She never liked old What’s her name – Who tonight is not a visitor
We’re not getting into personalities – But Stephie knew first
That our missing visitor was different – Alex, you could have been cursed!!

So Stephie, you go girl! – This party is also for you
I know Ed will feel much better – Knowing it’s a party for two
For Ed likes to get value – For every dollar he spends
So let’s all enjoy the evening – Right up until it ends!!

Alex, trust me my friend – This is a night to enjoy
You dodged one huge bullet – Vicious enough to destroy
Remember when one door closes – An open door suddenly appears
So keep your eyes open my friend – That next door could be near!!

Alex is a proud graduate of St. Cloud State – A very lucky guy
Cheryl & Ed paid for his education – It’s not cheap to learn to fly
Alex can lead you through the Atlas – Showing each and every country he’s seen
Believe me they are numerous – For Alex, the grass is always green!!

For those wanting a party – He’ll introduce you to “Alexander the Great”
Please, let’s hold our focus – It’s a drink he concocted to celebrate
When Alex was a very young lad – He spent 3 years riding a shoe
Most of us rode toy horses – Alex was different, this we all knew!!


Alex is shy and a cuddler – With a habit of just wandering away
As a little kid he had to be watched – He’s find the strangest places to play
Alex, you’ve still got Lexy your dog – Who now is the love of your life
And her love is so unconditional – Which is so much better than a lunatic wife!!

Alex, I want you to remember – You did absolutely nothing wrong
In fact I’ve been impressed – You’ve come through looking quite strong
You truly acted like a gentleman – And we’re all very proud of you
So let’s get on with the party – Alex, fun for you is way overdue!!

Cheryl and Ed, we thank you – I think everyone is having fun
It’s one big family reunion – And when all is said and done
We’ve all learned a big lesson – And I say this with a sigh
I don’t want to repeat myself – But damn Alex, you’re one lucky guy!!

Now that you have the picture – Let’s all raise our glasses high
A toast to our guest of honor, Alex – Who’s potential, could reach the sky
May all your days be reasonable happy – May most of your dreams come true
May you look back 50 years from now – And exclaim, “Who knew”??
©The Man In The Jug

This Bud's For You!!

Once again it took a beer – To heal the drama of our life
When things get out of whack – And the drama turns into strife
When cool heads are forgotten – And the principles turn to hate
If left to our own devices – The ending wouldn’t be so great!!

So let’s sit down with a beer – And what kind would you like my friend
A Budweiser light in a glass – A very good choice I would contend
I personally will have Summit Pale Ale – A heavier blend sits so nice
It’s costs a little more – But it tastes great for the price!!

We got off on the wrong foot – Whatever that’s suppose to mean
It means you cuffed me in my own house - That was not a pretty scene
When you kept calling me a racist – And I told you to please hold it down
But you chose to keep yelling – That cancelled out, the Professor of renown!!

I guess I should be grateful – That could have been a sneaking thief
It takes no time to hit and run – A professional leaves a person in disbelief
It just was hard to swallow – When standing in my own living room
I showed you identification – But it caused my head to fume!!

Wow this beer tastes good – We should do this again some time
Now that’s a great idea – We can talk about racism and crime
You know we could be friends – Would you like to address my class
Wouldn’t that be something – Yes I would, it’ll be a gas!!
By The Man in the Jug!!